Miami Princess Hotel: A roadside motel with some very vintage theme rooms.

Location: 4251 NW 11th St, Miami, FL 33126.

Cost: Ranges from $30-$150 for 3-hour stays or Overnights.

Our Overall Rating: 3/5

This place might not be worth a road trip but if you’re in the area, swing by and see if they have a theme room available. They’re very “outdated” and not particularly clean but they have some very cool original decor that’s so fun to see! A heart shaped bed, beveled mirrors, vintage cave room, what’s not to love. They offer the rooms at an hourly rate so don’t be afraid to do your own mini-tour!

Cleanliness Rating: 3/5

We didn’t stay overnight so I can’t speak for the bed but you definitely get the feeling that it’s a basic motel. Have some fun but if you don’t want to stay overnight just book the afternoon!

Favorite Room: The Heart room is worth a visit even though it’s worn down. They just don’t make them like they used to!

Website: miamiprincess.com – although the website comes and goes, so go for calling them about availability instead (305) 441-1862. 

Booking Info: We couldn’t book the theme rooms in advance but we called to let them know we were coming and they were very accommodating. They might tell you their theme rooms are worn down to give you a warning, so don’t complain about their state. Enjoy what you can if you’re into this kinda thing!

Episode: Not a full episode but here’s our Instagram Story from there!

Sybaris Pool Suites: A chain of romantic adults-only hotels that offer private pools, massage chairs, and sex hammocks and baskets.

Location: Locations across the midwest in Illinois, Indiana, and Wisconsin. Check their website for more info.

Cost: Ranges from $100-$600 depending on the Suite and length of stay.

Our Overall Rating: 5/5

You know when you’re a kid and you think being an adult is probably awesome, but the reality is most of being an adult isn’t that awesome? Well, Sybaris Pool Suites is like what I hoped being an adult would be like. It’s awesome. A private, clean hotel room with a jacuzzi, massage chairs, pool, water slide, and some kind of sex swing? Yes, absolutely. That’s what you get with their top-tier room the Chalet Swimming Pool Suite. That one isn’t cheap, but they offer an afternoon-only rate at a discount and you’d better believe we took advantage. Their other rooms might not be as wild but they’re still clean and offer quite the romantic evening if you’re ready for it! If you live in the midwest and are looking for a romantic winter getaway without going far, this is your spot. Don’t let people tell you staying at this place is gross. 😉

Cleanliness Rating: 5/5

Every room we’ve seen here is spotless. Everything felt very clean and sanitary, which is nice when you’re using a pool and sex swing…

Favorite Room: Chalet Swimming Pool Suite. Absolutely saving up to stay in this one for a full overnight asap. If you’re looking for something more budget-friendly, give them a call and ask which suites offer intimacy hammocks or sex swings of some kind. Those still have jacuzzi’s and are not as expensive so you’ll really get the bang for your buck.

Website: sybaris.com

Booking Info: We’ve booked through their website and haven’t had any issues! You do need a membership to stay here but they gave us a FREE membership code for you!!!

Discount: Use offer code “PRETTYCOOL” for a FREE membership. If you don’t see where to put this in online, give them a call and they’ll help you sort it out! Memberships last for a full year.